• Chiyo: dafuq are you reading
  • Actual Vampire Michael Morbius: Shingeki no Kyojin also known as What The Ever Loving Fuck Oh Wait Is That A Butt

SOBS BECAUSE I THINK WE HAVE A ROACH INFESTATION AND WE HAVE NO MONEY TO GET AN EXTERMINATOR AND THIS IS FREAKING ME OUT AND I JUST FOUND OUT ROACHES CAN SET OF ASTHMA AND THAT’S A SIGN OF AN INFESTATION AND I’M FREAKING OUT

thERWES ANOTHJER ROACH IN THE KITCHEN NOPE

6 hours ago
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“Shinji get in the Titan.”

walks into kitchen, sees three inch roach on wall

walks out of kitchen to get bug spray

walks back into kitchen and finds a second three inch roach on wall

NOPES THE FUCK OUT

7 hours ago
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branstahk:

they’re casting

oberyn martell right now

let us pray

7 hours ago
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  • Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*
8 hours ago
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knittedlampshade:

schakall:

twisted-sapi0sexual:

stillaliveglados:

((Red))

definitely blue

Torn between yellow and blue.

blue or orange

where’s the “makes your vagina stop bleeding once a month” pill

knittedlampshade:

schakall:

twisted-sapi0sexual:

stillaliveglados:

((Red))

definitely blue

Torn between yellow and blue.

blue or orange

where’s the “makes your vagina stop bleeding once a month” pill

8 hours ago
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nanaith:

Unit 01 controlled by Dummy System.

turian-tsuntsun replied to your post: mother fucking asthma 

i feel u

and it’s funny b/c I would have thought the smoking would have set it off but nope it’s fucking pollen 

8 hours ago
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wolfiemon:

NORMAN OSBORN’S FACE PART 2

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this is a good post

mother

fucking

asthma 

9 hours ago
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glittergeek:

To (straight/cis/skinny/white) ppl forever: I do not need your approval, I do not need your “beautiful”.

© T H E M E